Especially those people we need to convert! Football/Soccer, whatever you want to call it, is for everyone. We know when you were a kid you played some rec-league soccer, running around in herd formation with every single kid just chasing the ball. Yeah, maybe you were the shrimp in the back picking flowers instead. But this game has something to offer even you!
Listen, read, and learn. Football is accessible for everyone. Now, pick a club and get going!